A post from Stanley

Well, I've just had it! Who does this little punk think she is? I was top dog in this house, and then this little pip squeak comes along. Note the picture above. Exhibit A if you will. Note who is the center of attention, and then look at me in the background. An afterthought! I sit when asked, lie down whenever someone says "pillow," heck, I'll even shake a paw for a treat. Then ol' Jane sits her butt in a basket, flashes a cheesy grin, and my parents go ape over it!!!

Don't even get me started about the bear. Miss. Dolphin bought Jane this little stuffed bear. She suctions out its nose, changes it's diaper, and gives it kisses good night. She even puts it to bed before going to school. Hello!!! First of all, the bear doesn't even have nostrils! Second of all, when is the last time I got a good night kiss?? Yo kid!! Newsflash: stuffed animals don't poop!! Yet off the parents go, "Oh Jane is so cute!!" "Oh, honey, look what Janey is doing!!!" Makes me sick...

Then there's the baby. Do you see what she's doing? Yeah, she's force feeding that poor baby goldfish crackers! That baby can't eat crackers. I can eat crackers, why doesn't she give any to me??? Hello! Don't I look hungry?

So last week Grandma Odom came and they all piled into the car and went to the zoo. I'll give them a pass on that one because apparently dogs are the only animals not allowed in the zoo. Even I'll admit she took a cute picture with mommy.

And then here she is with Daddy. At least someone is teaching her how to do chores. OK, it's not all bad having a little sister. She has dropped a few treats my way, and she is pretty cute. Alright, she even said, "Bye Nanley" the other day when she left for school. Listen kid, you're OK but just share the limelight every now and then. And, by the way, it's "Stanley" not "Nanley." Got it?